Casting Couch: The Dark Tower

So, there's been quite a bit of bitching talk about the potential casting of Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the upcoming Dark Tower movie.  While not my first choice for Roland, I have no qualms with this casting, as Elba is a fine actor.  But it got me thinking about the main roles of the series and whom to cast for each.  And I thought, why not hear other people's thoughts on this awesome?  I remember when Nathaniel of The Film Experience had a casting session for Les Miserables and the Internet rallied around Hugh Jackman for Valjean, so maybe some sort of inspired pick will happen here.

My first choices (with character description):
Roland Deschain - Last of the Gunslingers, a knightly order in a world that has 'moved on.'  Agewise, he should be hard to pinpoint.  As the series is somewhat of a Western mixed with Fantasy elements, he should have some grittiness to him.  My first choice:  Viggo Mortensen  Alternate:  Daniel Craig

Eddie Dean - A heroin addict who joins Roland on his quest for The Dark Tower.  Eddie should be in his early 20s and have the look of being addicted for several years.  My first choice:  Nicholas Hoult  Alternate:  Daniel Radcliffe

Susannah Dean - A wheelchair-bound black woman who lost both her legs when pushed in front of a train.  Has a split personality to start with.  Should be in her mid-to-late 20s (if I am remembering correctly).  My first choice:  Lupita Nyong'o  Alternate:  Shareeka Epps

Jake Chambers - A young boy of 11 whom Roland first encounters while pursuing the Man in Black, and later reunites with due to a paradox.  No choices for this one, as casting this role will be exceptionally hard since Jake shouldn't age much throughout the 7 books, which will be tricky for the producers.  I could see them aging him slightly to lessen that problem.

The Man in Black aka Randall Flagg - A sorcerer being pursued by Roland.  Should be another that appears ageless, and should also be able to be both charming and dangerous at the same time.  My first choice:  Michael Fassbender  Alternate:  Daniel Dae Kim

Jack Mort - A sociopathic man who randomly pushes people (he is the one that kills Jake originally, and is responsible for Susannah losing her legs) and drops objects onto them to kill them.  No age given, so that can be played with.  My first choice:  Oscar Isaac  Alternate:  Jonah Hill

There are other prominent roles, but those are the biggies for the first two books.  Who would you cast?

2016 Movie List

The Movies:
10 Cloverfield Lane

Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

Arrival

The Autopsy of Jane Doe

Captain America: Civil War

Deadpool

Doctor Strange

Fences

Finding Dory

Ghostbusters

Hail, Caesar!

Hell or High Water  

Independence Day: Resurgence

Jim Jeffries: Freedumb

Kubo and the Two Strings

Kung Fu Panda 3

La La Land

Moana

The Monster

Moonlight

The Osiris Child

Peelers

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

The Rezort

Rogue One

Sausage Party

Shin Godzilla

Sing!

Suicide Squad

Train to Busan

Uncaged

Warcraft

The Witch

X-Men: Apocalypse

Zootopia

5 Favorite Movies:

Arrival (winner)

Kubo and the Two Strings

La La Land

Moonlight

Train to Busan

Best Actress:

Amy Adams, Arrival

Viola Davis, Fences (winner)

Emma Stone, La La Land

Anya Taylor-Joy, The Witch

Zoe Kazan, The Monster

Best Actor:
John Goodman, 10 Cloverfield Lane

Ryan Gosling, La La Land

Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool

Denzel Washington, Fences

Gong Yoo, Train to Busan (winner)

Best Supporting Actress:
Kate Dickie, The Witch

Naomie Harris, Moonlight (winner)

Scarlett Johansson, Hail, Caesar!

Kate McKinnon, Ghostbusters

Ye Soo-jung, Train to Busan

Best Supporting Actor:

Daniel Bruhl, Captain America: Civil War

Alden Ehrenreich, Hail, Caesar! (winner)

Ben Foster, Hell or High Water

André Holland, Moonlight

Ralph Ineson, The Witch

The Dead Zone review

The Dead Zone follows two separate figures - a crazy politician and a man who wakes from a four year coma with psychic powers - throughout multiple years (and election cycles), culminating in the Psychic trying to stop the Politician after he has a vision of him leading the U.S. and the world to ruin.

Now, this is a solid premise and aspects of this novel work incredibly well.  However, this story digresses so frequently that at this point I would rather call it more of an exercise in narrative meandering.

It's not a bad novel, just one that takes its time getting where it wants to go.  And because of this, the climax feels overly rushed, interspersed with a series of letters that overly explain main character Johnny Smith's thoughts and actions.

I just couldn't get into the main story when it had B, C, and D plots that were either more interesting or fully realized.  And that kills me, because part of the Politician aspects so greatly mirror the current election cycle that it could almost be seen as commentary on Cruz and/or Trump if it hadn't been written 37 years beforehand.

The good stuff is very good however.  Several scenes with Greg Stillson - the politician character - are downright chilling, and when Johnny goes into his various trances King sets a mood that almost takes the reader into the story, but then he stops for 20+ pages to diverge into material that has either already been covered or doesn't add anything to the main plot.

The whole book is so episodic in nature that when I saw that it was a television series, my first thought was "I bet it works better in that medium" instead of "They'll lose so much from the book doing that!"  Which, again, isn't a horrible thing, just frustrating in novel form.

I feel that if he had just focused on Johnny and his 'adventures' with his newfound power first, then switched to Stillson after they meet, he could have used the last part of the novel to tie them together.  Instead he jumps between the two while also periodically focusing on minor characters that provide more distraction than anything resembling depth.

Worth a read, but I doubt it will be reread anytime soon.

Stats:

Pages:  402

Movie?:  A movie is 1983, and a TV series that ran from 2002-2007.

Dark Tower?:  Nothing in the novel proper connects it, but the events involving Frank Dodd are referenced in several others novels that are connected, so by proxy this one is.

Child Deaths?:  A 9-year-old girl is raped and strangled.

Penis Talk?:  Yes, the worst of which is an inner monologue from the rapist mentioned prior.

Grade:  B-